The Post Shrinking Machine: INVENTED

Hey everyone! I accidentally put this post in the washing machine! So, there are a few things new, not like a major update! So, you need to know, I'm going on holiday to Devon for 1 week. So I might not be able to post. Cue moaning! BUT I said I might not be able to post. So keep your fingers crossed! Ok, also bees are on Animal Jam! MORE PET- Ooh, I like bees. But I can remember when I got stung by one like it was yesterday.

It hurt. That is all I can say. But what is behind this? In 6 days it's national Honeybee Day. Seriously, I didn't make that up! But anyway, I need to go soon, so goodbye and be nice to your bees!

The Coldest July Day On Record

:skips along randomly: Hey Jammers! Sorry for the EXTREME lack of posts. OK, we have a great lineup of updates for you! Stuff like foam parties, crazy bananas people, and lots more! First up, foam parties in July.

What? Oh my gosh, there has to be about 1000 buckets of foam in this place. And tacos. Yeah. The tacos were used for the foundation of the buildin-I'm so weird. But when does foam leave footprints in? AHHH ITS SNOWWWWW WERE ALL GONNA DROWN DUE TO MELTING SNOOOOOOWW DX. Moving on (sob). I decided to go upstairs because of the sick decor. GOSH a chocolate jacuzzi! 

I actually discovered that whenever you go in YOU BECOME CHOCOLATE. So I got my camera and saw myself as a chocolate sculpture! :becomes completely unaware of everything: That's always been my dream!:awakes: Stop acting dreamy, Epic! Lets go somewhere else.

YAY! SLIDES! I love slides! If only I could grab that wafer in front of me and then i have 2 options: 1. Use it like a sled and go 2x faster (and protect my bum from freezing) 2. Eat it 

Ok, lets go to another subject that isn't that cold.

OH YEAH! Get in there! The Bounce House is now a den! Lemme go in to the-only-guy-who-has-it-i-know-of's (aka: the one and only POTATOSPIN) den.

WOAH!! Its so cool! It has the bounce effect and everything!! This is DEFINITELY one to buy, Jammers! Also I like potatospin's decorations. Wait, who the heck bakes donuts twice the size of me? Hmm. Maybe that smoothie machine beside me. Never-mind, anything else AJ? (please no pets...)

AHH! NOOOOO! PETS!! Geez, it's all about pets now. Remember them piglets? That's how much I dislike them. And they are from TARGET, WALMART AND GAMESTOP. Why AJ? I'm English! I DO NOT HAVE ONE OF THOSE SHOPS IN 100,000 MILES OF ME!!! Definitely not getting one (because i cant). Ok, here is a random glitch that I did (dunno how.)

This happened. A catastrophe. I. Was. Flying. Don't ask me how I did it please. It was just something random. I was clicking random stuff and there I was. Ok, I'm guessing I better go now, so goodbye and please don't drink anti-gravity potions! See ya!

Updates and more Flopsam and Jepsam

Hai!

Another post, it's a new update!!!!!!!!!! :3

:gets thrown off aj:

BAD INTERNET!

Maybe Creepy stalker Liza pulled the plug....

Creepy Stalker Liza: I didn't pull the plug.

                         You did

Creepy Stalker Liza: :hides plug behind back: NO I DIDN'T!
 (fake cri) :T bad grammar :(
Creepy stalker Liza: btw im leaving :) haha
   
That was freaky (^_^)
Anyway, lets check Jamaa Journal!

Pet piglets! Awesome! :pulls sarcastic face: AND ITS FROM THE DIAMOND SHOP!!! HOW LOVELY!! :explodes with sarcasm:
Like who even cares about PETS???
COMPARISON TIME!
                PETS       VS        ANIMALS
                SIZE: tiny            normal
IMPORTANCE: 0.0001             99.99
So that's why pets are useless! I get it now! :3
AND ITS FROM EVIL DIAMOND SHOP OF EVILNESS DX

Nuuu.

Don't give me the evil stare of evilness in Evilville. ToT

Anyway, it's video time!!!1! Its where a llama eats a lions mane and mistakes it to be grass! Click here to watch or go to Appondale theater!
Well anyway, this is random but, why don't i try and make my dolphin look like an orca? 




Done!

Cool! If only you could get ORCA ARMOUR and look exactly like one.... 

Carrying on.

Here are some sand item-WAIT - SAND ITEMS! WOULDN'T THAT FALL APART WHEN U TOUCH IT?? One final thing, though...

In 2013, I had to say goodbye to somebody special...

Disney my pet goldfish. :sigh: He was so nice until :sniff, it hurts to say this:, he died of starvation. ToT My sister's fish, Belle, ate all his food. CURSE YOU BELLE:tears stream down face: T∀T

Anyway, have I said enough now? Probably. So i'm going to go now.

Ok, that's all, (glitchy text /:-U)

And remember Disney.

See ya!

Summer Carnival

Hi guys! Sorry for the late post : | Anyways, It's Summer carnival time! :bounces off walls and hangs on light: YAY!!!!!!! And also, a COMPETITION!! :wooooh: WHO. WILL. WIN.
PRIZE:  Temple Of Trivia! 🎁 Yay! So the competition is for the best outfit!
So. Onto the carnival. Well.

 All the games are the same, all the stuff in the shops. The only thing that's changed is some boxes and junk :( So, there's nothing new in the SuWAIT.
GET OUT, AJ. ARE YOU SERIOUS. OH NO.

A SLIDE?! IN THE SUMMER CARNIVAL? I've been trying to go up for about 5 minutes now, so I better find a new route. But on my scavenge for the thing, I'm distracted...

My pet has no eyes O_o

A Scout fire. Hmmm. :lalalala: That was fWAIT AGAIN. STAIRS. This could be the answer to the slide mystery! So, sorry Akela, got something important to do.

I've been bouncing for hours now, maybe I should stop. So, the answer is solved! 

Tbh, I do love them.

This is a great summer carnival! All I needed to do was "use my eyes" (parenting phrase)! So, I've talked about the carnival too much now, so, something else.

How to be SOME COTTON CANDY: 2 steps

1 Make some cotton candy.

2. Run into the stall.

DONE :3

Anyway, llamas are coming!

Will they be evil like otters and say "I WILL EAT UR SOULLLLL" Or will they just do this?

So that's all from me! Bye!

Jammer of the week!
Ok, so here's the (late) JOTW. I accidentaly deleted it :3

This weeks winner is,
ChalkyChalk2!
She's my great friend, always working hard. 
Well done!
PRIZE: Horned leg pads :3

FNAF

LOL I set m den up like freddys pizzaria! 

I was night guard, i had some very friendly faces round! We had Foxy and Chica but sadly no Freddy :( But it was still great XD!

Random post XD

Hey there! I just want to show you some random stuff! Aaaanyway, look what i found on the web:

Like, WHAT THE HECK?!? It looks like the horse in the background is BEHEADED! Is it a bad version of "My Little Pony"!!! THAT is the thing people make when they have nothing to do: FREAKS!!!

Anyway, bunnybouncer1234 (my sister) got her owl today! XD

But you must watch 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zV3iFnl6EKwhis:

Owls! LALALALA

Wowls! That was awesome! I just got an OWL! * does silly dance * It's awesome really, because I can go anywhere!

My owl, Awesome Magicowl

THEY'RE SO PAWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Clans!

Whew, that was fun. I just played Warrior Cats in my den with Monkeytuna! Our clan was Shadow Clan. I was Stormstar, Monkeytuna was a deputy. We went to Monkeytuna's Crystal Palace camp, and the place was filled with starry walls. It had been a great day for me! So fun I WANNA REWIND IT!!!

(this is not my clan)

~EpicRabbit25 (Stormstar)~

Jammer of the week!

   Welcome to Jammer of the week 1!

Hello all! Every Sunday I will now announce a JAMMER OF THE WEEK!! (^̮^) With two winners for this week, just being nice XD

This week's winners are...

Potatospin!

He is a great friend, always happy and pumped, and does his greatest. Well done, potatospin!

Prize: Free item!

BunnyBouncer1234!

She is my fantastic sister, always joining in with me when I feel sad or lonely. Well done, bunnybouncer1234! 

Prize: Free Item!

Sorry

Sorry. I can only rarely include screenshots of my self. Coz my dad's Mac is only available on the weekends, and after that I can only use A CRANKY OLD LAPTOP FROM 2011, and it doesn't have a screenshot system. When I do the method IT TURNS CRAZYYYY, But it's ok really, because I can still add that photo from Photo Booth of myself, though. 

Hi Jammers!

Hello! Welcome to Animal Jam Rocks! This is where you can find the latest AJ buzz! 

Thanks 4 viewing,

EpicRabbit25